Sunday, June 29, 2008

A benefit of rough economic times

ABC News tonight was talking about how, with the inevitable decrease in stock prices tomorrow, we will officially meet the definition of "bear market." Their financial correspondent told the bad news.

And I didn't hear a word of it because their financial correspondent is Bianna Golodryga.

So this was my internal monologue:

"Huh? What? We're in a recess...man, you look nice. Stock prices are...huh? Who cares. Um...We might take a while to recover...uh..."

It's a silver lining. We get to look at her.

But if ABC wants me to actually listen to dire economic news, they'll have to try a new approach.

They might coax Irving R. Levine over to their network.

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