Idle minds are the devil's tool...

Nothing is worse than proctoring a damn standardized test, especially when your job is at stake if you dare read, write, or grade during said test. But for my debate coach, it's actually an opportunity for creativity. Sing along to the tune of "You're So Vain..."

I heard Bush hoped to jack Texas schools
And his plan nat’rally won
Then he flew his Lear Jet to Washington
To start the total Regime of the Son
Now he’s in our classrooms all the time
It’s like we all forgot
He left his school with a C- average (C- average) and…

Check out the whole song here. It's really, really funny.