Sunday, July 09, 2006

Overheard at a restaurant recently...

SHE: Did you hear about (name)?
HE: No.
SHE: She (insert non-violent, non-tragic, but still very real misfortune).
HE: Oh. That's too bad.
SHE: Come on. You know you're happy about it.
HE: No. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
(long pause.)
HE: If I were to wish that on anyone, it would be her...but I really wouldn't wish it on anyone.

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