Thursday, May 05, 2005

The Right Answer

I watched the Mariners put forward another boring, uninspiring, anemic, sad performance yesterday. If free agents Sexson and Beltre don't stop sucking, and if we don't get either a shortstop or a catcher who can hit the ball from time to time, it's gonna be a long, long year.

As I watched the M's strand yet another runner, I asked the question I often ask in these situations: "Why must God mock me so?"

My buddy Andrew gave the best answer I've ever heard.

"He's jealous of you, TRP."

1 comment:

tommyspoon said...

Perhaps He's smiling on the other Washington baseball team. ;-)