Monday, May 02, 2005

A News Broadcast.

Heard on the local all-news radio station the other night: a report that Tom Cruise is dating Katie Holmes. The anchor noted: "Cruise is known for his high-profile relationships, including a marriage to Nicole Kidman and a long-time relationship with...(pause)...(panic)...with Penny-Lope Cruz."

Penny-Lope. C'mon. That one isn't that hard.

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